The  reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous



Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann  Landers



If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will  Rogers



There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben  Williams



A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh  Billings



The  average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy  Rooney



We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.  
And in return, dogs give us their all.  It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M.  Acklam



Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,  
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund  Freud




A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance & to turn around three
times before lying down.
-Robert  Benchley



Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin  P. Jones



My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's
almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe  Weinstein



Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come from a grocery
with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow.  They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne  Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea.
-Robert A.  Heinlein

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,
'Wow,  you're right!  I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave  Barry



Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger  Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them.
-Phil  Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I  am.